Crooked House

by Carl Rivers on Oct 9 2022

Crime, Drama, Mystery • Released in 2017

Just stick to Marple and Poirot.

Romeo and Juliet Killers

by Carl Rivers on Jun 5 2022

Thriller • Released in 2022

A Lifetime movie with full frontal nudity.

The Special

by Carl Rivers on Nov 9 2021

Horror • Released in 2020

At least The Crypt Keeper would have been clever enough to call it a "gory hole."

Tonight She Comes

by Carl Rivers on Aug 25 2021

Comedy, Horror • Released in 2016

Every character is a despicable moron.

Sweet Girl

by Carl Rivers on Aug 23 2021

Action, Drama, Thriller • Released in 2021

Another Great Value thriller from Netflix.

Down for Whatever

by Carl Rivers on Aug 17 2021

Action • Released in 2018

The title refers to the cast's attitude toward the production. The other title they considered was "At Least It Pays Scale."

Dementia 13

by Carl Rivers on Jun 10 2021

Horror, Thriller • Released in 1963

If you didn't see the axe murderer coming, you didn't notice Roger Corman's name in the credits.

The Doll

by Carl Rivers on Jun 5 2021

Fantasy, Horror, Sci-fi, Thriller • Released in 2017

"Escort leaked pus and stank of death."

Escape: Puzzle of Fear

by Carl Rivers on May 3 2021

Horror, Mystery, Thriller • Released in 2020

Someone should have told her that "sleeping with the enemy" is an imperilment, not a goal.

Triggered

by Carl Rivers on May 1 2021

Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller • Released in 2020

This is what happens when a criminal mastermind is written by an idiot.