I Care a Lot

by Carl Rivers on Feb 19 2021

Comedy, Crime, Thriller • Released in 2020

Stay away from my mother, lady.

Cop

by Carl Rivers on Feb 18 2021

Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller • Released in 1988

As a matter of fact, yes, I did have an affair with a person of interest in my murder investigation. Why do you ask?

2:22

by Carl Rivers on Feb 13 2021

Crime, Drama, Thriller • Released in 2008

These clowns should have been in handcuffs by 2:30.

The Center of the World

by Carl Rivers on Feb 5 2021

Romance, Drama • Released in 2001

The center of his world is a paid escort with more rules of engagement than the Geneva Convention.

Grand Isle

by Carl Rivers on Feb 4 2021

Action, Thriller • Released in 2019

Nicolas Cage doesn't go off the rails in this one, but the screenplay does.

Hide

by Carl Rivers on Feb 4 2021

Action, Crime, Drama, Horror, Mystery, Thriller • Released in 2008

Bonnie and Clod.

Pineapple

by Carl Rivers on Feb 4 2021

Drama • Released in 2008

A clever new strategy for anti-drug movies: make drugs look boring.

New Rose Hotel

by Carl Rivers on Feb 2 2021

Drama, Mystery, Sci-fi • Released in 1998

This is a hell of a complicated scheme just to convince an engineer to quit his job.

Slink

by Carl Rivers on Feb 1 2021

Horror, Thriller • Released in 2013

The technical incompetence on display here is absolutely stunning.