Night Club Massacre

by Carl Rivers on Mar 15 2021

Horror, Thriller • Released in 2017

Sure, the police don't bother to show up when the strippers are getting massacred, but the moment one of them peels her pasties off...

Coming 2 America

by Carl Rivers on Mar 15 2021

Comedy • Released in 2021

A movie featuring Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall, Tracy Morgan, and Leslie Jones should be a lot funnier than this.

The Last House on the Left

by Carl Rivers on Mar 14 2021

Crime, Horror, Thriller • Released in 1972

A cautionary tale about the dangers of being a teenage girl in a Wes Craven movie.

Boogie Boy

by Carl Rivers on Mar 14 2021

Crime, Thriller • Released in 1998

With all these drug deals going wrong all the time, how do junkies ever manage to get a fix?

Daddy's Little Girl

by Carl Rivers on Mar 4 2021

Horror, Thriller • Released in 2014

Spoiler alert: she's a goner.

The Girl Hunters

by Carl Rivers on Mar 4 2021

Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller • Released in 1963

Of course he's no Sherlock Holmes. His name is Mike Hammer, not Mike Scientific Method.

The Creep Behind the Camera

by Carl Rivers on Mar 3 2021

Animation, Biography, Drama, Sci-fi, Thriller • Released in 2014

A biopic where no one has anything nice to say about the subject.

Dimension in Fear

by Carl Rivers on Feb 23 2021

Thriller • Released in 1998

Too bad the saying "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" didn't apply to this movie.

Robowoman

by Carl Rivers on Feb 22 2021

Action, Sci-fi, Thriller • Released in 2019

If a surgeon offers you cybernetic enhancements, make sure he doesn't buy the parts from Dollar General.