Tags: Horror

18 tagged reviews

Last the Night

by Carl Rivers on Oct 30 2023

Horror, Thriller • Released in 2022

This dude sucks.

Dante's Hotel

by Carl Rivers on Oct 28 2023

Horror • Released in 2023

Viewers check in. Their brains check out.

Madelines

by Carl Rivers on Feb 14 2023

Comedy, Horror, Sci-fi • Released in 2022

You know a time travel movie is in trouble when the Bill and Ted series has better science behind it.

Killers

by Carl Rivers on Oct 11 2022

Action, Horror, Thriller • Released in 1997

Movies that were not so good in the first place can still age poorly.

The Special

by Carl Rivers on Nov 9 2021

Horror • Released in 2020

At least The Crypt Keeper would have been clever enough to call it a "gory hole."

Tonight She Comes

by Carl Rivers on Aug 25 2021

Comedy, Horror • Released in 2016

Every character is a despicable moron.

Dementia 13

by Carl Rivers on Jun 10 2021

Horror, Thriller • Released in 1963

If you didn't see the axe murderer coming, you didn't notice Roger Corman's name in the credits.

The Doll

by Carl Rivers on Jun 5 2021

Fantasy, Horror, Sci-fi, Thriller • Released in 2017

"Escort leaked pus and stank of death."

Escape: Puzzle of Fear

by Carl Rivers on May 3 2021

Horror, Mystery, Thriller • Released in 2020

Someone should have told her that "sleeping with the enemy" is an imperilment, not a goal.

Triggered

by Carl Rivers on May 1 2021

Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller • Released in 2020

This is what happens when a criminal mastermind is written by an idiot.

Lady Psycho Killer

by Carl Rivers on Mar 16 2021

Comedy, Drama, Horror • Released in 2015

Her homework assignment had a stipulation against cross-dressing, but not manslaughter.

Sadistic Intentions

by Carl Rivers on Mar 16 2021

Horror, Romance, Thriller • Released in 2018

Despite what the title might lead you to expect, this is not a made-for-TV Tori Spelling movie from 1996.

Night Club Massacre

by Carl Rivers on Mar 15 2021

Horror, Thriller • Released in 2017

Sure, the police don't bother to show up when the strippers are getting massacred, but the moment one of them peels her pasties off...

The Last House on the Left

by Carl Rivers on Mar 14 2021

Crime, Horror, Thriller • Released in 1972

A cautionary tale about the dangers of being a teenage girl in a Wes Craven movie.

The Last House on Dead End Street

by Carl Rivers on Mar 14 2021

Horror • Released in 1973

This is the type of sleaze that made 42nd Street famous.

Daddy's Little Girl

by Carl Rivers on Mar 4 2021

Horror, Thriller • Released in 2014

Spoiler alert: she's a goner.

Hide

by Carl Rivers on Feb 4 2021

Action, Crime, Drama, Horror, Mystery, Thriller • Released in 2008

Bonnie and Clod.

Slink

by Carl Rivers on Feb 1 2021

Horror, Thriller • Released in 2013

The technical incompetence on display here is absolutely stunning.