Tags: Thriller

39 tagged reviews

Long Lost

by Carl Rivers on Sep 27 2024

Drama, Mystery, Thriller • Released in 2018

In extreme Gene Shalit voice: "I wish the workprint for this turkey had been long lost!"

Purgatory Flats

by Carl Rivers on May 14 2024

Romance, Thriller • Released in 2003

I'm not sure where this town is, but it seems to be in the general vicinity of Red Rock West.

The Guilty (2000)

by Carl Rivers on May 10 2024

Crime, Drama, Thriller • Released in 2000

The plot turns to rubble with a single poke.

Other Monsters

by Carl Rivers on May 7 2024

Crime, Thriller • Released in 2022

In extreme Gene Shalit voice: "Other Monsters? Instead, why don't we watch other movies?"

In Dreams

by Carl Rivers on Feb 3 2024

Thriller • Released in 2023

A bland psychological thriller with a couple of derivative twists.

Last the Night

by Carl Rivers on Oct 30 2023

Horror, Thriller • Released in 2022

This dude sucks.

The Penthouse

by Carl Rivers on Feb 8 2023

Thriller • Released in 2021

That's David as in Schifter, not Mamet. Adjust your expectations accordingly.

A Crime

by Carl Rivers on Jan 30 2023

Crime, Thriller • Released in 2006

Dastardly schemes are more interesting when they have a chance in hell of succeeding.

The Longest Run

by Carl Rivers on Oct 20 2022

Action, Crime, Thriller • Released in 2022

A cross-country car chase that's less exciting than a cross-country bus trip.

Jezebel's Kiss

by Carl Rivers on Oct 14 2022

Drama, Thriller • Released in 1990

Back in the nineties, the best way for a woman to seek revenge was to sleep with the men who wronged her.

Killers

by Carl Rivers on Oct 11 2022

Action, Horror, Thriller • Released in 1997

Movies that were not so good in the first place can still age poorly.

Romeo and Juliet Killers

by Carl Rivers on Jun 5 2022

Thriller • Released in 2022

A Lifetime movie with full frontal nudity.

Sweet Girl

by Carl Rivers on Aug 23 2021

Action, Drama, Thriller • Released in 2021

Another Great Value thriller from Netflix.

Dementia 13

by Carl Rivers on Jun 10 2021

Horror, Thriller • Released in 1963

If you didn't see the axe murderer coming, you didn't notice Roger Corman's name in the credits.

The Doll

by Carl Rivers on Jun 5 2021

Fantasy, Horror, Sci-fi, Thriller • Released in 2017

"Escort leaked pus and stank of death."

Escape: Puzzle of Fear

by Carl Rivers on May 3 2021

Horror, Mystery, Thriller • Released in 2020

Someone should have told her that "sleeping with the enemy" is an imperilment, not a goal.

Triggered

by Carl Rivers on May 1 2021

Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller • Released in 2020

This is what happens when a criminal mastermind is written by an idiot.

Sedona's Rule

by Carl Rivers on Apr 9 2021

Drama, Thriller • Released in 2010

A boring movie about a voyeur making boring movies about boring people.

Miranda

by Carl Rivers on Mar 17 2021

Comedy, Romance, Thriller • Released in 2002

Are they in love yet?

Sadistic Intentions

by Carl Rivers on Mar 16 2021

Horror, Romance, Thriller • Released in 2018

Despite what the title might lead you to expect, this is not a made-for-TV Tori Spelling movie from 1996.

Night Club Massacre

by Carl Rivers on Mar 15 2021

Horror, Thriller • Released in 2017

Sure, the police don't bother to show up when the strippers are getting massacred, but the moment one of them peels her pasties off...

The Last House on the Left

by Carl Rivers on Mar 14 2021

Crime, Horror, Thriller • Released in 1972

A cautionary tale about the dangers of being a teenage girl in a Wes Craven movie.

Boogie Boy

by Carl Rivers on Mar 14 2021

Crime, Thriller • Released in 1998

With all these drug deals going wrong all the time, how do junkies ever manage to get a fix?

Daddy's Little Girl

by Carl Rivers on Mar 4 2021

Horror, Thriller • Released in 2014

Spoiler alert: she's a goner.

The Girl Hunters

by Carl Rivers on Mar 4 2021

Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller • Released in 1963

Of course he's no Sherlock Holmes. His name is Mike Hammer, not Mike Scientific Method.

The Creep Behind the Camera

by Carl Rivers on Mar 3 2021

Animation, Biography, Drama, Sci-fi, Thriller • Released in 2014

A biopic where no one has anything nice to say about the subject.

Dimension in Fear

by Carl Rivers on Feb 23 2021

Thriller • Released in 1998

Too bad the saying "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" didn't apply to this movie.

Robowoman

by Carl Rivers on Feb 22 2021

Action, Sci-fi, Thriller • Released in 2019

If a surgeon offers you cybernetic enhancements, make sure he doesn't buy the parts from Dollar General.

The Disappearance of Alice Creed

by Carl Rivers on Feb 20 2021

Crime, Thriller • Released in 2009

Look out for the bucket!

I Care a Lot

by Carl Rivers on Feb 19 2021

Comedy, Crime, Thriller • Released in 2020

Stay away from my mother, lady.

Cop

by Carl Rivers on Feb 18 2021

Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller • Released in 1988

As a matter of fact, yes, I did have an affair with a person of interest in my murder investigation. Why do you ask?

2:22

by Carl Rivers on Feb 13 2021

Crime, Drama, Thriller • Released in 2008

These clowns should have been in handcuffs by 2:30.

Grand Isle

by Carl Rivers on Feb 4 2021

Action, Thriller • Released in 2019

Nicolas Cage doesn't go off the rails in this one, but the screenplay does.

Hide

by Carl Rivers on Feb 4 2021

Action, Crime, Drama, Horror, Mystery, Thriller • Released in 2008

Bonnie and Clod.

Slink

by Carl Rivers on Feb 1 2021

Horror, Thriller • Released in 2013

The technical incompetence on display here is absolutely stunning.

Favor

by Carl Rivers on Feb 1 2021

Thriller • Released in 2013

This is what happens when a mopey schmuck gets pushed too far.

Broken City

by Carl Rivers on Jan 31 2021

Action, Crime, Drama, Thriller • Released in 2013

Mark Wahlberg does his best Sam Spade.

Traces of Red

by Carl Rivers on Jan 21 2021

Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller • Released in 1992

Never have a one-night stand with Jim Belushi.

Knock Knock

by Carl Rivers on Nov 20 2020

Drama, Thriller • Released in 2015

Don't these girls know there are men who would pay for this kind of treatment?